Seat me next to the quiet starer, please

I can close my eyes and simply ignore them, i can stare back, i can strike up a conversation, i can listen to my mp3 player, read a book, the list is endless really. For the talker i can't get a word in edgewise, i can't shut them out, can't listen to music, read NOTHING!

I wish I could get a new location, location, location

i WANT, no I NEED a bigger kitchen! I hate cooking in the one we have now, it's just way too small and it is most definitely NOT user friendly.